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A Working Mom’s Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow

I don’t want to pile on Gywneth this week, but this is too awesome to not share. In response to a recent interview in which GOOPY complained ““It’s much harder for me. I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening,” a working mom posted this open letter

“Thank God I don’t make millions filming one movie per year” is what I say to myself pretty much every morning as I wait on a windy Metro-North platform, about to begin my 45-minute commute into the city.

Read the full letter here.

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Gywneth Paltrow Launches New Web Series


Gwyneth and her BFF Tracy Anderson just announced a new web series on AOL (ha!) called The Restart Project, ”inspired by women who have restarted their lives using health and fitness.” It’s supposed to showcase females “healing themselves” and look both at women’s insides and their outsides (but mostly their outsides — those fatty cows!).

Strap in for some condescension, ladies!


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Truth Bomb: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Actually Pretty Damn Great in Iron Man 3


I saw Iron Man 3 last night. Reviews are embargoed for a few more days, but I can say this: I didn’t hate Gwyneth Paltrow in it. If anything, I kind of wish there was MORE Gwyneth Paltrow in it. Whatever you may think of her IRL, she’s great as Pepper Potts. And her abs deserve top billing in this film.

To prep you for the screening, Vulture has compiled A Practical Guide to Not Hating Gwyneth Paltrow in Iron Man 3. Enjoy!

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Is Gwyneth Paltrow Like a College Essay?

From the Washington Post:

Gwyneth Paltrow is your college essay. Gwyneth Paltrow is the really profound note you wrote to yourself at 3 a.m. with the Real Key To The Universe. Gwyneth Paltrow is your best friend’s band that you have never told her is no good. She seems perfectly nice but totally clueless of the effect she produces on others. She was literally wearing the Emperor’s New Dress on the red carpet just now. “No, Gwyneth,” everyone in the kingdom said. “That’s perfectly adequate coverage.” And there’s a certain delightful goofiness to her because of it.

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Twitter Reacts to People Naming Gwyneth Paltrow the Most Beautiful Woman


The (only?) good thing about People naming Gwyneth Paltrow the Most Beautiful Woman in the World is reading the reactions about it on Twitter. Here are some of my favourites. (There were also plenty of supportive tweets too but I’m ignoring those because, you know, BIAS!!)

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