Posts tagged Gwyneth
Posts tagged Gwyneth

Listening to Gwyneth Paltrow getting sloshed with two Aussie radio hosts kind of makes me want to go drinking with her. Start around the 5:00, when she admits to eating bread(!), bitches about the MET Gala, and talks about fan-girling Psy.

I saw Iron Man 3 last night. Reviews are embargoed for a few more days, but I can say this: I didn’t hate Gwyneth Paltrow in it. If anything, I kind of wish there was MORE Gwyneth Paltrow in it. Whatever you may think of her IRL, she’s great as Pepper Potts. And her abs deserve top billing in this film.
To prep you for the screening, Vulture has compiled A Practical Guide to Not Hating Gwyneth Paltrow in Iron Man 3. Enjoy!
Gwyneth Paltrow Now Promoting Bikinis for 4-Year-Olds
Daily Mail headline: “Gwyneth Paltrow Named Most Hated Celebrity in Hollywood, Beating Anne Hathaway and Kristen Stewart in Poll”
(This actually makes me feel a little bad for her. Shit, am I going soft?)

“If [Chris Martin] isn’t at home, I turn on the hip-hop - I’m like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.”
http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/esmagazine/10-minutes-with-gwyneth-paltrow-8559034.html
Oh Gwyneth. I was just starting to come around (and even defended your cookbook). But raving about $92 plain grey tank-tops is not helping your case!

The reviews are starting to trickle in for Goop’s brand new gluten-, sugar-, dairy-, and meat-free cookbook, DRAWERS AND DRAWERS OF ZUCCHINI UGH GIMME ZUCCHINI OM GROM GROMPH It’s All Good: Delicious, Easy Recipes That Will Make You Look Good and Feel Great, and they’re not exactly glowing like Goopy’s creamy sheep’s-yogurt Veela skin (maybe the reviews should try a 76-day fern cleanse!). Read more…
Even in the face of tragedy, the buying of expensive crap must go on. At least, if you’re Oprah. And so, while entire towns are still closed off in New Jersey and children in Staten Island don’t have shoes, Oprah released a resurrected version of her famed Favorite Things list filled with even higher frivolity-level tchotchkes than usual. WORST TIMING EVER, OPRAH. Couldn’t you at least wait for the smoke over Breezy Point to clear?
From a $2,700 mattress to a $500 fan, Oprah’s list showcased items far beyond the reach of most consumers. We’ve picked out the most oblivious, tone-deaf bits and rated them for you on a scale of one to five Paltrows, in honor of Goop matron Gwyneth, a pioneer in out of touch rich lady recommendations.
(Source: oprah.com)

It’s GP’s birthday this week, so the last thing I want to do is make fun of her. I’ll let others do it instead: