February 2012
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“Miss Paltrow, who won an Oscar for her role in Shakespeare in Love, said she...”
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Gwyneth Paltrow: women who want children should be stay at home mothers (The Telegraph, February 2nd 2012)
October 2011
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Unnecessary Journalism Phrases: Pull(ing) a... →
unnecessaryjournalismphrases:
Submitted by imwithkanye. (Over the years, actress Gwyneth Paltrow has become a polarizing figure in the entertainment world. Doing a Google search of “pull a Gwyneth” it was not only shocking to see how many entries popped up, but also the varying definitions of the phrase. It could mean…
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September 2011
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Happy Birthday, Gwyneth!
It’s GP’s birthday this week, so the last thing I want to do is make fun of her. I’ll let others do it instead:
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Most Obnoxious Quotes
August 2011
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Even Gwyneth Knows She's Lame
From Elle: “He makes music for his fans, and he doesn’t want people to conjure a lame famous couple when they’re getting into his music. I get it.” On why her husband keeps their marriage out of the spotlight
June 2011
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April 2011
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Gwyneth Publishes a Cookbook -- And I Want It....
I think I’m actually going to buy Gwyneth’s new cookbook which is surprising because a) I’m feeling more annoyed than usual by GP thanks to her current wave of pop culture over-saturation, and b) I don’t cook. Like, at all. Seriously, I use my oven to store sweaters. But damn if I didn’t go through every page of Amazon.com’s book preview and salivate over it....
March 2011
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Gwyneth Paltrow Signs With Atlantic Records
oursixthman:
The deal is worth $900,000 and her first album is due later this year.
Just don’t sprawl around on a piano again. Okay? Thanks.
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Gwyneth Getting a Record Deal? NOOOOO!
We get it. You can do anything. Please stop now.
February 2011
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She's Going to Screw Up Prince
Not only do we have to suffer through GP singing at the Oscars, but now she’s going to butcher Prince on Glee: http://www.spin.com/articles/glee-alert-gwyneth-paltrow-will-sing-prince-song
January 2011
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GP Whines: "People Are So Mean To Me!"
In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, she complains:
“Any time you do anything with any degree of sincerity, people make fun of you. That’s totally fine. I don’t care. I don’t read any of it. My thing with Goop has always been, if you don’t like it, then don’t log onto it. There were a couple of times when I thought, ‘I’m just gonna stop...
note to self: Thank goodness for Colin Firth this... →
seejoanblog:
Without his acceptance speeches, this season’s very non-surprising award winners would be even more dull. Take last night’s SAG speech when he won Outstanding Actor:
“Until today, I would say probably, if ever I felt that I had a trophy which has told me that something’s really…
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She Just Got Nominated for an Oscar -- For...
Stop encouraging her, Academy! Jeez!
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Even Her Underwear Bores Me
If Gwyneth Paltrow can’t even figure out how to climb out of a car without flashing, what hope do the rest of us have?!?
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She actually said: “I would rather die than let my...
…and a whole bunch of other stupid shit. Also, I just realized that we could never be pals because, according to her, “I don’t really have drunk friends.” Sigh. Such a shame…
To those folks who are dissing the casting of Anne...
roscoebridge:
She Needs an Editor
From this week’s GOOP:
When I got downstairs this morning at the crack of whenever, the coffee machine said “ERROR 8” and wouldn’t let me make the cup I had been dreaming about. This begs the question: is it odd to dream yourself to sleep thinking about the next morning’s coffee?
That’s not the correct way to use “begs the question.” Eff you, GP!
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Country Not-So-Strong
I think I should lay off GP this week, since her movie flopped. We’re talking hydrogen bomb, and she’s already getting a lot of hate for it. What’s that? On this (supposedly) terrible week in her career, she just signed on to do two more eps of Glee? She also signed a deal with a luxury watch brand? She continues to babble about stupid things like how she exercises in the shower?...
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That's More Like It...
Just as my GP like was reaching new, unironic heights, she releases a new GOOP. You want me to drink nothing but shakes for breakfast and dinner for 21 days in a row? Eff you, Gwyneth Paltrow! (Ah…I feel better already!)
Gwyneth Paltrow Touts the 21-Day Elimination... →
bookdrawer:
According to the Huffington Post Oscar Winner Gwyneth Paltrow is a fan of the 21-day clean by Dr. Alejandro Junger - For the New Year Gwyneth has decided to cleanse again.
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I'm Getting Sucked into Country Strong
Despite the crappy reviews it’s getting, I think I’m actually going to drop money on a Country Strong ticket this weekend. I can’t believe I’m falling for Gwyneth Paltrow’s charm attack. Eff you, GP!
NO YOU DIDN'T
jamesvandermemes:
Gwyneth Paltrow SNL Monologue (VIDEO) →
-saturdaynightlive:
Follow the link through to watch Paltrow’s monologue from a time she hosted SNL during Season 24. I seem to be in the minority in that I actually like Gwyneth Paltrow, but this monologue is actually really funny and features a cameo appearance from then-writer Tina Fey.
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WatchGwynnie just gave a serious interview to Good Housekeeping about the effects of postpartum depression. Pretty admirable, right? But then on the same day, she also pulls off a pretty admirable (but for totally different reasons) rap spoof reunion with Jimmy Fallon. Enough with the charm offensive, GP! Give me something I can mock already!
December 2010
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She's Inspired by Britney Spears
Her Country Strong character (a washed up, rehab-hopping singer) is inspired by Britney Spears. On behalf of Britney, eff you, Gwyneth Paltrow!
She's Responsible for Jaylor (or Gyllenift, or...
In a new interview with USA Today, Gwyneth all but admitted that she was the one who introduced Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift. We can’t even see a photo of these two without getting a toothache. Eff you, GP!
This is What She Looks Like After Not Working Out
Gwynnie recently bitched on Chelsea Handler’s show about not being allowed to work out for 6 months because she had to gain 20lbs for her new movie. This is what she looks like after gaining weight? Eff you, Gwyneth Paltrow!
She Looks Great ALL. THE. TIME.
Leighton Meester just said this about her Country Strong costar: “She’s gorgeous without any makeup on! She came to set at 5am looking really hot.”
You know what I look like at 5am without any makeup on? Kind of like this. Eff you, Gwyneth Paltrow!
Jake Gyllenhaal Loves Her
There are not a lot of Hollywood actors that all of my girlfriends agree on. We have vastly different criteria for what we deem makes someone hot (I tend to drool over guys who look like they might need a quick trip to the Betty Ford Centre; my friends, not so much). But pretty much every gal I know (and a few guys) has Jake Gyllenhaal on their “list.” He’s got those dreamy blue...
She Didn't Suck on Glee
Remember when Glee was good? Like really, really good, before they made Rachel way too annoying? Before Mr. Shue turned into a skeevy creepazoid who thinks performing “Toucha Toucha Touch Me” with a student isn’t a jail baity idea? Before they restored to the kind of stunt casting that would make the producers of Will & Grace blush? I do. And I miss that Glee. So it was with...