Eff You, Gwyneth Paltrow!

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A Working Mom’s Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow

I don’t want to pile on Gywneth this week, but this is too awesome to not share. In response to a recent interview in which GOOPY complained ““It’s much harder for me. I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening,” a working mom posted this open letter

“Thank God I don’t make millions filming one movie per year” is what I say to myself pretty much every morning as I wait on a windy Metro-North platform, about to begin my 45-minute commute into the city.

Read the full letter here.

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Gywneth Paltrow Launches New Web Series


Gwyneth and her BFF Tracy Anderson just announced a new web series on AOL (ha!) called The Restart Project, ”inspired by women who have restarted their lives using health and fitness.” It’s supposed to showcase females “healing themselves” and look both at women’s insides and their outsides (but mostly their outsides — those fatty cows!).

Strap in for some condescension, ladies!


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She said … “I just had Moses — and I can’t get this weight off. I’ve never had a problem like this in my life.” She had 35 extra pounds on her. Her butt was long and she had outer thigh problems. Gwyneth is lucky because she’s really tall, so she can hide it really well in clothes, but she had significant problem areas. I felt so badly for her, and thought I could really help.


— Gwyneth’s trainer/BFF Tracy Anderson on their first meeting. Ouch!

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The Victim Of Meaty Revenge


Jay McInerney and Christina Oxenburg weren’t too  pleased when the 2013 Author’s NIght fundraising event at the East Hampton Library was hijacked by the Goop guru and her entourage. Why is everyone hating on poor Gwyneth? Could it  be because of such pretentious statements like this?

I feel a sisterhood emerging around me. I’m less threatening now that I’m 40 and not 26-with-an-Oscar.